What happend to Stanley and The humble Farmer?

I don't usually post silly emails that people send me, but I laughed at this one, perhaps because it hit so close to home.

You will remember that I had a habit of asking questions on MPBN.

When you find Stanley you'll find The humble Farmer.

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George Bush goes to a middle school to talk to the kids to get a Little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

'Stanley,' responds the boy. 'And what is your question, Stanley?' 'I have 4 questions:First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?'

Just then, the bell rings for recess.George Bush informs the kids they will continue after recess break.

When they resume George says,'OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, Question time. Who has a question?' Another boy puts up his hand. George Bush points him out and asks him his name. 'Johnnie,' he responds.'

And what is your question, Johnnie?''

Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And Sixth, what happened to Stanley?